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School in New York? You've never
even been to New York.

2
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We've been dozens of times
to see your grandparents.

3
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That place? You want
to go to college there?

4
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The Governor and the Mayor can't
even agree on who runs the MTA!

5
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But you just --
[ Sighs ]

6
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Dylan's selective ignorance,
then mastery is not the point.

7
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Why?

8
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"I want to go
to NYU.

9
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And it's not just
because of Izzy.

10
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It's a great school,
and New York will be an adventure."

11
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Financial aid section.
Dad, income?

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Uh, that one.

13
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Hey!
I'm not the lowest box.

14
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The application is due tomorrow.
You've got to make a film.

15
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We have to discuss this!

16
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"Please.
Let me try."

17
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This is
a much longer conversation.

18
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Maybe we apply
and figure it out later?

19
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[ Gasps ]
JJ's going to New York.

20
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[ Chuckles ]
I can't wait to visit.

21
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You know, I've always wanted
to see that deli

22
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from
"When Harry Met Sally..."

23
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[ Ecstatically ]
Ahh...

24
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Ohh!

25
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Ohh, ohh!

26
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Ohh!

27
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Yes!

28
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Yes, yes, yes!
Yes!!

29
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Have you lost your mind?!

30
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And no one said
he can go!

31
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"Submit a five-minute film
only you can make."

32
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What should it be about?
I mean, isn't the obvious thing

33
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to do something
about disability?

34
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Izzy,
I know you're new here,

35
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but JJ doesn't define himself
that way.

36
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"I think it's time I make
a statement on disability."

37
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What is happening?!

38
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Can anyone hear me?!

39
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Am I --
Am I in the room?

40
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Is this a movie
about what it would be like

41
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if I didn't exist?

42
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Somebody walk through me
so I can check!

43
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[ Pepper barks ]

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[ Dramatic music plays ]

45
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[ Music stops ]
Honey?

46
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Honey?

47
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Are you okay?

48
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You asked
if you existed,

49
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and then Pepper ran in
and knocked you over.

50
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[ Muffled ] So the part
about JJ going to NYU is real?

51
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Finish me, Pepper!

52
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-- Captions by VITAC --

53
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Ray:
"'Wheelchair Planet.'

54
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It's a 'Twilight Zone'
kind of thing

55
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I've been working on.

56
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Kind of dumb, but it can show
good technique."

57
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Dumb?!
Dude, it's great!

58
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It's a land
where everyone uses a wheelchair

59
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and the one person that can walk
is a freak.

60
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[ Laughs ]

61
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NYU isn't gonna know
what...

62
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a mother goes through when asked
to let go of her child.

63
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JJ, this seems
really complicated.

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"If we shoot through the night,
we can do it.

65
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But I need
a right-hand person

66
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who can move Heaven and Earth
for me."

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[ Wheelchair whirs ]

68
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God, I hate that him sidling up
means you sidling up, too.

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I can't. Sorry.

70
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Make your movie,
and we'll discuss it later.

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I just can't
be part of it.

72
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Oh, I'm just gonna get back
to some light reading.

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"New York"...

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"wheelchair"...

75
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"decapitated."

76
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Oh! This one
actually looks like you.

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Well, just the body,
obvi-- "Put your fingers

78
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Oh, there's another one.
Look at that.

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Gross.

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"La, la, la, la, la, la,
la, la, la, la, la."

81
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"How about you?

82
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Want to be in charge?"

83
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Really? Okay.

84
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What does this
"Supreme Ruler" person do?

85
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Who said "Supreme Ruler"?

86
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[Bleep], keep my name
out of your mouth.

87
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"You do that.

88
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Crack the whip,
keep us moving.

89
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I wish
we had another camera.

90
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That would help us
go faster."

91
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I've got it!
We have another camera!

92
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Yes, Dad,
that's a great camera.

93
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[ Quietly ]
Jimbo's cracking.

94
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It's an HD nanny cam.

95
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I got it last year

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when somebody kept walking
into the neighbor's houses

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and moving
all their stuff around.

98
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Did they ever
catch that guy?

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Nope.
No, they did not.

100
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But it definitely was
a guy...

101
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who's...big.

102
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Huh. So, has that bear
always...been a camera?

103
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Has it always pointed
toward the living room

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and anything happening
in the living room?

105
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24/7 -- living room
and dining room.

106
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Dining room, huh?

107
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So, like, if a guy
was over by the dining table

108
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doing normal stuff,

109
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the bear would see it?

110
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Wide-angle lens --
the bear sees all.

111
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[ Chuckles ]

112
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Great.
Very, very cool.

113
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[ Amplified ] Right.
Supreme Ruler on set.

114
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We've got nine hours
to shoot this thing.

115
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From now on,
you ask a dumb question,

116
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you get slapped.

117
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Where'd you get
a megaphone?

118
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What did I just say?

119
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Also, Dad, you're lead!

120
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I forgive the slap.

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**

122
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Hey, I get that
the New York thing is scary,

123
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but still, you know, it's great
to see the kids helping JJ.

124
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Yeah. It's cool,
Mr. DiMeo.

125
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Gah! Whoa!

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Izzy! I'm sorry.

127
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I -- From behind,
you look a lot like Maya.

128
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S-Still, I'd prefer
not to be handled.

129
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No, I'm not saying it's okay
because you look like my wife,

130
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I'm just --
I'm just saying,

131
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yeah, uh, uh...
I'm really sorry.

132
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I got to bring him
this stuff. Um...

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Absolutely.
Yeah, you go do that, buddy.

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I'm -- I'm so sorry.

135
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It's okay.

136
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Uh, just --
just don't do it again.

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Mm, don't want to!
No. Okay.

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Hey!

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Hey!

140
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So, um...

141
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that camera bear, huh?

142
00:05:01,502 --> 00:05:02,936
[ Chuckling ]
Weird, right?

143
00:05:02,970 --> 00:05:03,704
Kinda invasive?

144
00:05:03,737 --> 00:05:05,506
So invasive.

145
00:05:05,539 --> 00:05:08,709
I mean, don't get me wrong --
super cool bear.

146
00:05:08,742 --> 00:05:09,877
Big true.

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It is amazing
what they can do.

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But should it be done?

149
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It's a real privacy issue.

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Totally.

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Privacy.

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Net neutrality.

153
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Uh-huh.

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Okay,
I can't say what,

155
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but my family cannot see
what's on that bear.

156
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If they do,
I'd be ruined.

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I can't say why, either,
but ruined?

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I'd pr for ruined.

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Be a shame if something happened
to that bear.

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Bears disappear all the time
in this city.

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It's a tragedy,
but what can you do?

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Secret-protecting alliance?

163
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Let's get that bear.

164
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The bear's watching us.
Mm-hmm.

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Keep smiling
so it doesn't suspect.

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Sensitivity question --

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when is it okay for a person
without a disability

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to portray a character
with a disability?

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Never. Action!

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Staging question --
do we have to be this close?

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'Cause I don't need
to be --

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[ Amplified ]
Slapping in three, two --

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Our world
is a paradise.

174
00:06:06,867 --> 00:06:08,902
But there is a stranger
in our midst.

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He Who Wheels With Feet.

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Is he real?

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00:06:12,072 --> 00:06:13,373
[ Chuckling ]
He's real.

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And until he is found,
our way of life w--

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[ Vacuum cleaner whirring ]
Coming through!

180
00:06:16,944 --> 00:06:20,781
Oh, just wanted
to make sure it was clean

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before you start shooting
your little movie.

182
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Oh, were you --

183
00:06:24,317 --> 00:06:26,386
Oh, golly. I am so sorry.

184
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[ Whirring stops ]
Yeah, I just -- It was dirty.

185
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Like a New York street
during a garbage strike.

186
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Control your wife.

187
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I'm cool. I'm cool.

188
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[ Remote clicks,
television plays ]

189
00:06:35,463 --> 00:06:38,398
Ugh. You are not
gonna believe what happened.

190
00:06:38,432 --> 00:06:40,367
I never realized how much
you and Izzy look alike.

191
00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:41,201
Anyway, ha!

192
00:06:41,234 --> 00:06:43,737
I might've
given her a massage.

193
00:06:43,771 --> 00:06:44,905
Sounds like
an HR nightmare.

194
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I'd shut down production
if I were you.

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Ha ha.

196
00:06:47,575 --> 00:06:49,610
Seriously, though, you got to
help me smooth this over.

197
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This -- This can't be
my dynamic with her.

198
00:06:51,812 --> 00:06:54,548
Anyway,
it's kinda your fault

199
00:06:54,582 --> 00:06:57,451
for being
so irresistible.

200
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Izzy?
Yeah, Mr. DiMeo?

201
00:06:58,752 --> 00:07:00,153
Gah! How?!

202
00:07:00,187 --> 00:07:03,290
Maya was just here
in that spot!

203
00:07:03,323 --> 00:07:05,058
[ Exhales sharply ]
No more touching.

204
00:07:05,092 --> 00:07:06,460
Okay? Okay. Deal.

205
00:07:06,494 --> 00:07:08,295
No. Not shaking.
Stop it.

206
00:07:08,328 --> 00:07:10,263
Good save, Jimmy.
Could've been weird.

207
00:07:10,297 --> 00:07:13,433
[ Grunting ]

208
00:07:16,770 --> 00:07:18,105
Am I crying yet?

209
00:07:18,138 --> 00:07:20,574
"Still look
constipated."

210
00:07:20,608 --> 00:07:22,442
[ Grunting continues ]

211
00:07:22,476 --> 00:07:24,077
Kenneth: Maya, knock.

212
00:07:24,111 --> 00:07:26,279
The man is clearly
trying to use the bathroom. Not helping.

213
00:07:26,313 --> 00:07:27,347
Hold your horses,
Mom.

214
00:07:27,380 --> 00:07:28,348
There's nothing to ruin

215
00:07:28,381 --> 00:07:31,084
until we can get
this monkey to cry!

216
00:07:31,118 --> 00:07:32,753
"We're running
out of time."

217
00:07:32,786 --> 00:07:33,754
[ Clicks tongue ]

218
00:07:33,787 --> 00:07:35,088
Fine.

219
00:07:35,122 --> 00:07:37,625
Your dog, Luke,
outside all winter.

220
00:07:37,658 --> 00:07:40,460
[ Crying ]

221
00:07:42,730 --> 00:07:44,665
"Cut! We got it!"

222
00:07:44,698 --> 00:07:47,100
Makeup,
fix this mess.

223
00:07:47,134 --> 00:07:48,335
Why'd he have to
stay out there?

224
00:07:48,368 --> 00:07:50,771
He snapped at my sister
once!

225
00:07:50,804 --> 00:07:53,306
"Thanks, Mom. I know
you don't want to help."

226
00:07:53,340 --> 00:07:55,543
Oh, remember me fondly
when you're dying

227
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in one of New York's
famous warehouse fires.

228
00:07:58,512 --> 00:08:00,948
Okay, I don't know
where to shoot the rest of this.

229
00:08:00,981 --> 00:08:03,383
Long hallways,
tall ceilings?

230
00:08:03,416 --> 00:08:05,152
It's midnight.
Where are we gonna find that?

231
00:08:05,185 --> 00:08:09,723
Mm...DiMeos minus Maya
surely are a sorry bunch.

232
00:08:09,757 --> 00:08:12,560
"What?
Where should we go?

233
00:08:16,830 --> 00:08:18,131
"Okay.

234
00:08:18,165 --> 00:08:19,733
I want your help.

235
00:08:19,767 --> 00:08:22,870
You want to scare me away
from New York.

236
00:08:22,903 --> 00:08:24,738
Let's make a deal.

237
00:08:24,772 --> 00:08:27,675
For every piece of help
you give me,

238
00:08:27,708 --> 00:08:32,145
I'll listen to one
of your terrifying arguments."

239
00:08:32,179 --> 00:08:33,513
Hmm.

240
00:08:33,547 --> 00:08:35,182
Whew!

241
00:08:35,215 --> 00:08:36,817
Smashed a window
in the library.

242
00:08:36,850 --> 00:08:38,218
[ Crowbar clangs ]

243
00:08:38,251 --> 00:08:40,320
Ever year,
over a dozen wheelchair users

244
00:08:40,353 --> 00:08:41,722
fall on
the New York Subway tracks.

245
00:08:41,755 --> 00:08:43,123
Let's make a movie!

246
00:08:46,694 --> 00:08:49,029
[ Machine beeps ]

247
00:08:49,062 --> 00:08:50,463
[ Eerie music plays ]

248
00:08:52,566 --> 00:08:54,367
[ Alarms blaring ]

249
00:08:54,401 --> 00:08:56,369
[ Dramatic music plays ]

250
00:08:58,038 --> 00:08:59,673
I know I can walk!

251
00:08:59,707 --> 00:09:01,541
It's not my fault!

252
00:09:01,575 --> 00:09:03,176
I know I'm a freak!
Let me be!

253
00:09:03,210 --> 00:09:05,078
Cut! Moving on!

254
00:09:05,112 --> 00:09:07,247
"Mom, that checkpoint
looked awesome."

255
00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:08,882
You know
what's not awesome?

256
00:09:08,916 --> 00:09:10,250
The case
of Anne McCarthy,

257
00:09:10,283 --> 00:09:12,385
trapped for weeks
on the 29th floor

258
00:09:12,419 --> 00:09:14,888
of her Manhattan apartment
when the elevator broke.

259
00:09:14,922 --> 00:09:16,089
And she could scream.

260
00:09:16,123 --> 00:09:18,458
JJ, for this big,
climatic chase scene,

261
00:09:18,491 --> 00:09:20,761
we're supposed to have
"a sea of wheelchairs"?

262
00:09:20,794 --> 00:09:22,095
We just have two.

263
00:09:22,129 --> 00:09:24,564
"There's one
in the nurse's office.

264
00:09:24,598 --> 00:09:25,899
But it's locked."

265
00:09:25,933 --> 00:09:27,467
Oh. Yeah, no,
I'm on it.

266
00:09:27,500 --> 00:09:29,737
Hope you like statistics
about sidewalk width.

267
00:09:30,804 --> 00:09:32,706
We need the bear
in the east hallway

268
00:09:32,740 --> 00:09:33,807
for an establishing shot.

269
00:09:33,841 --> 00:09:34,642
I'll do it.

270
00:09:35,776 --> 00:09:37,277
[ Door opens ]

271
00:09:37,310 --> 00:09:38,612
You've seen too much!

272
00:09:38,646 --> 00:09:39,747
[ Door closes ]

273
00:09:39,780 --> 00:09:41,014
Time to hibernate.

274
00:09:43,150 --> 00:09:44,618
Kenneth: Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

275
00:09:44,652 --> 00:09:45,886
[ Knock on door ]
Dylan: Are you guys in there?

276
00:09:45,919 --> 00:09:47,888
Block the door.
I'm almost done.

277
00:09:47,921 --> 00:09:49,256
What's going on?

278
00:09:49,289 --> 00:09:52,292
Let me in, Kenneth!
Almost done.

279
00:09:52,325 --> 00:09:55,663
[ Doorknob clicking ]
"All footage uploads directly to the SneakyBearCam cloud."

280
00:09:55,696 --> 00:09:56,764
It's not here!

281
00:09:56,797 --> 00:09:57,731
Well,
close up the bear!

282
00:09:57,765 --> 00:09:59,032
She's freakishly strong!

283
00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:04,237
Would you like milk
with your tea? Yes, please.

284
00:10:04,271 --> 00:10:06,373
Mr. Bear? Milk?

285
00:10:07,875 --> 00:10:09,276
Wasn't that suspicious?

286
00:10:10,177 --> 00:10:11,511
How weird are we normally?

287
00:10:13,847 --> 00:10:15,148
Mrs. DiMeo.
Dr. Miller.

288
00:10:16,717 --> 00:10:19,086
What are you doing here?
It's 5:00 a.m.

289
00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:20,453
I come here early
to power-walk

290
00:10:20,487 --> 00:10:22,189
somewhere my neighbors' dogs
can't chase me.

291
00:10:22,222 --> 00:10:23,156
Why are you here?

292
00:10:23,190 --> 00:10:25,092
Ooh. That sounded
accusatory.

293
00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:26,093
Welcome.

294
00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:27,160
Do you mind if I stay?

295
00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:30,330
Oh, no.
I'm thrilled you're here.

296
00:10:30,363 --> 00:10:32,666
Now you -- not me --
can ruin everything.

297
00:10:32,700 --> 00:10:34,467
I was told
to give you this script

298
00:10:34,501 --> 00:10:35,669
before the next scene.

299
00:10:35,703 --> 00:10:37,037
Me -- Izzy.

300
00:10:37,070 --> 00:10:39,106
Yeah, okay,
I can see --

301
00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:40,674
People look
like other people!

302
00:10:40,708 --> 00:10:42,075
Heck, I look
a little bit like --

303
00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:45,512
...JJ.

304
00:10:45,545 --> 00:10:47,280
[ Keys clacking ]
[ Giggles ]

305
00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:49,116
I hold all your secrets!

306
00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:50,684
I don't like this bear.

307
00:10:50,718 --> 00:10:52,319
[ Computer chimes ]
Here are your secrets!

308
00:10:52,352 --> 00:10:53,987
This bear's all right.

309
00:10:54,021 --> 00:10:55,856
So now I just
got to delete the bad files

310
00:10:55,889 --> 00:10:57,190
and keep the good ones.

311
00:10:58,892 --> 00:11:00,327
So, you're just gonna
go through all the footage?

312
00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:01,628
You'll see my secrets.

313
00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:03,563
Well, somebody's
got to watch it.

314
00:11:03,596 --> 00:11:05,165
How about this --

315
00:11:05,198 --> 00:11:07,034
we'll tell our secrets
to each other.

316
00:11:07,067 --> 00:11:09,336
Whoever's is more...
horrifying

317
00:11:09,369 --> 00:11:10,603
will look
at the footage.

318
00:11:11,772 --> 00:11:12,906
Brace yourself.

319
00:11:12,940 --> 00:11:21,214
**

320
00:11:21,248 --> 00:11:23,083
You were right
to whisper that.

321
00:11:23,116 --> 00:11:25,585
Thank you
for your trust.

322
00:11:25,618 --> 00:11:27,087
All right, ante up, dude.

323
00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:28,188
[ Sighs ]

324
00:11:28,221 --> 00:11:31,258
For the last month,
I have...

325
00:11:31,291 --> 00:11:33,026
been making out with
the hottest girl in school.

326
00:11:34,728 --> 00:11:36,263
Tia Casella?

327
00:11:36,296 --> 00:11:37,931
Get out of here, man!

328
00:11:37,965 --> 00:11:40,000
I open my heart to you,

329
00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:42,535
and you throw
a blatant, sad lie in my face?

330
00:11:42,569 --> 00:11:43,904
It's true.

331
00:11:43,937 --> 00:11:45,238
Why would you want that
to be secret?!

332
00:11:45,272 --> 00:11:47,074
I don't want my family
to find out.

333
00:11:47,107 --> 00:11:48,408
They'd find a way
to ruin it.

334
00:11:48,441 --> 00:11:49,943
Do you still want
to see your secrets?

335
00:11:49,977 --> 00:11:51,444
I do now.

336
00:11:51,478 --> 00:11:53,146
I'm gonna see
what this creep really did.

337
00:11:56,483 --> 00:11:58,185
[ Plug thuds, alarm blaring ]

338
00:11:58,218 --> 00:12:00,553
[ Amplified ]
Let's go! Move it!

339
00:12:02,255 --> 00:12:04,892
This is what
I wanted to show you.

340
00:12:04,925 --> 00:12:07,360
I mean, yes!
Oh, JJ making a movie?

341
00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:09,797
Oh, this must be for NYU.

342
00:12:09,830 --> 00:12:11,231
What?! Who didn't know
about this?

343
00:12:11,264 --> 00:12:12,232
Look.

344
00:12:12,265 --> 00:12:13,901
They've been filming
in your school

345
00:12:13,934 --> 00:12:15,102
all through the night.

346
00:12:15,135 --> 00:12:17,237
I'm pretty sure
that one of them broke a window

347
00:12:17,270 --> 00:12:18,105
to get in here.

348
00:12:18,138 --> 00:12:20,040
Oh, you want me
to stop them?

349
00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:21,608
Of course.
You have to.

350
00:12:21,641 --> 00:12:24,311
Please do it for me.

351
00:12:24,344 --> 00:12:25,412
Otherwise --

352
00:12:26,679 --> 00:12:28,782
What? I'm --

353
00:12:28,816 --> 00:12:32,385
JJ just...makes a film
and goes off to New York?

354
00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:34,754
And I've fought
and I've struggled

355
00:12:34,788 --> 00:12:36,556
all these years,

356
00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:39,259
then I have to let him go,
and that's my reward?

357
00:12:39,292 --> 00:12:40,828
Yes.

358
00:12:40,861 --> 00:12:42,996
It doesn't feel
like a reward.

359
00:12:44,697 --> 00:12:46,934
Anyway,
I'm not crazy...

360
00:12:46,967 --> 00:12:50,103
not wanting him to go.

361
00:12:50,137 --> 00:12:52,772
It's cold there,
lonely.

362
00:12:52,806 --> 00:12:54,441
It'll be hard for him
to get around.

363
00:12:54,474 --> 00:12:55,809
And he'll figure it out.

364
00:12:55,843 --> 00:12:57,177
He can.

365
00:12:57,210 --> 00:12:59,512
You gave him that.

366
00:13:00,814 --> 00:13:03,150
Of course.
You're right.

367
00:13:03,183 --> 00:13:04,952
I haven't been
helping him.

368
00:13:04,985 --> 00:13:06,619
I've been sabotaging him.

369
00:13:06,653 --> 00:13:08,321
Dylan: [ Amplified ] Setting up
for the wheelchair chase.

370
00:13:08,355 --> 00:13:10,157
I could help --
I could help with that.

371
00:13:10,190 --> 00:13:12,325
Yes, then do it.
That's the job.

372
00:13:12,359 --> 00:13:14,761
We give them the tools,
we let them go.

373
00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:17,264
They say parenting is
the only love story

374
00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:18,631
that ends in "Goodbye."

375
00:13:19,900 --> 00:13:22,335
Thank you.
You did change my mind.

376
00:13:22,369 --> 00:13:25,172
No need to talk like
an embroidered pillow, though.

377
00:13:25,205 --> 00:13:26,473
JJ, the big scene's
coming up.

378
00:13:26,506 --> 00:13:28,308
"I know.

379
00:13:28,341 --> 00:13:31,678
It all has me very tense
in my shoulders."

380
00:13:31,711 --> 00:13:32,913
I can help with that.

381
00:13:33,981 --> 00:13:34,982
Mr. DiMeo?

382
00:13:35,015 --> 00:13:36,816
Aha! No!

383
00:13:36,850 --> 00:13:38,318
It's Mr. DiMeo.
[ Laughs ]

384
00:13:38,351 --> 00:13:40,854
Looks like I'm not the only one
who can make an honest mistake.

385
00:13:40,888 --> 00:13:42,322
But I didn't make
a mistake.

386
00:13:42,355 --> 00:13:44,457
You tried to trick me into
massaging you, but I caught you.

387
00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:46,493
I know.
I keep making it worse.

388
00:13:46,526 --> 00:13:47,727
Maya: [ On P.A. ]
Your attention, please.

389
00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:49,696
The director to the stairwell.

390
00:13:49,729 --> 00:13:51,698
His mother has
another mind-blowing fact

391
00:13:51,731 --> 00:13:53,200
about New York.

392
00:13:53,233 --> 00:13:56,203
"You were supposed to
get the wheelchair first.

393
00:13:56,236 --> 00:13:57,304
What's the fact?"

394
00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:59,239
Well, the fact is,
I think New York's

395
00:13:59,272 --> 00:14:01,341
gonna have to get itself
ready for you.

396
00:14:01,374 --> 00:14:03,543
And as for the wheelchair,
well...

397
00:14:03,576 --> 00:14:04,644
Hi, JJ.Hi, JJ.
Hi, JJ.Hi, JJ.

398
00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:05,979
Hi, JJ.Hi, JJ.
Hi, JJ.Hi, JJ.

399
00:14:06,013 --> 00:14:08,348
It's not exactly a sea.

400
00:14:08,381 --> 00:14:09,749
You did this?

401
00:14:09,782 --> 00:14:11,384
I asked some friends.
They were happy to help.

402
00:14:11,418 --> 00:14:12,819
As am I.

403
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:14,354
Is she here yet?
Oh.

404
00:14:14,387 --> 00:14:16,389
[ Quietly ] I told the chaps
from the nursing home

405
00:14:16,423 --> 00:14:18,091
that it was
for an Ann-Margret movie.

406
00:14:18,125 --> 00:14:19,226
[ Normal voice ]
Soon!

407
00:14:19,259 --> 00:14:20,227
[ Murmuring ]

408
00:14:20,260 --> 00:14:22,195
[ Chuckling ]
Oh, hello, JJ!

409
00:14:22,229 --> 00:14:24,197
Oh, I hate to be
"that principal,"

410
00:14:24,231 --> 00:14:26,399
but as exciting
as all this is,

411
00:14:26,433 --> 00:14:28,368
the students will be arriving
very soon.

412
00:14:28,401 --> 00:14:29,736
Uh, what have you got left
to shoot?

413
00:14:30,603 --> 00:14:34,574
"Only the most challenging scene
I've ever attempted."

414
00:14:34,607 --> 00:14:36,243
Okay, everyone!

415
00:14:36,276 --> 00:14:40,380
This is the scene that will
make my son's dreams come true.

416
00:14:40,413 --> 00:14:42,749
Who's ready to do it
right now?!

417
00:14:42,782 --> 00:14:44,384
[ Cheering ]

418
00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:45,118
Dylan: "No!

419
00:14:45,152 --> 00:14:47,420
I still need
to figure out

420
00:14:47,454 --> 00:14:49,622
how to get the crowd
to swallow Dad."

421
00:14:49,656 --> 00:14:52,759
Okay, he needs 15 minutes
to set the shot up.

422
00:14:52,792 --> 00:14:54,194
Let's keep it going!

423
00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:55,428
Actors, ready?

424
00:14:56,796 --> 00:14:58,431
Cameras recording?

425
00:14:58,465 --> 00:15:00,233
Let's burn this place
to the ground.

426
00:15:00,267 --> 00:15:01,368
Wait.
What did she just say?

427
00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:05,405
**

428
00:15:05,438 --> 00:15:06,606
[ Alarm blaring ]

429
00:15:06,639 --> 00:15:09,876
**

430
00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:11,244
[ Growling ]

431
00:15:11,278 --> 00:15:16,749
**

432
00:15:16,783 --> 00:15:22,455
**

433
00:15:22,489 --> 00:15:23,456
[ Grunts ]

434
00:15:23,490 --> 00:15:25,358
Aaaaaaah!

435
00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:27,460
[ Panting ]

436
00:15:27,494 --> 00:15:34,567
**

437
00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:41,908
**

438
00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:43,176
[ Growling, snarling ]

439
00:15:43,210 --> 00:15:44,611
[ Screaming ]

440
00:15:44,644 --> 00:15:51,351
**

441
00:15:51,384 --> 00:15:53,086
[ Screaming continues ]

442
00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:59,159
**

443
00:15:59,192 --> 00:16:01,094
[ Screaming ]

444
00:16:01,128 --> 00:16:05,498
**

445
00:16:05,532 --> 00:16:07,934
Cut! We got it!

446
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:10,270
[ Cheers and applause ]

447
00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:11,238
**

448
00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:15,308
[ Doors close ]

449
00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:19,146
[ Indistinct conversations ]

450
00:16:19,179 --> 00:16:22,082
Every year,
they get less curious.

451
00:16:25,085 --> 00:16:28,121
[ Quietly ]
I can't believe my alliance partner is such a liar.

452
00:16:28,155 --> 00:16:29,556
[ Quietly ]
I am not a liar.

453
00:16:29,589 --> 00:16:31,958
Tia Casella is not
your girlfriend, man!

454
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:33,060
Everything all right
over there?

455
00:16:33,093 --> 00:16:34,127
[ Normal voice ]
So it is decided.

456
00:16:34,161 --> 00:16:35,328
We will clone
a human boy.

457
00:16:35,362 --> 00:16:37,064
[ Normal voice ]
I'll prepare the specimens.

458
00:16:37,097 --> 00:16:39,332
Okay. Let's watch
the big scene.

459
00:16:39,366 --> 00:16:41,301
That definitely should've
invited questions.

460
00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:42,602
We need to be
less weird.

461
00:16:43,736 --> 00:16:46,206
[ Video rewinding ]

462
00:16:49,209 --> 00:16:51,344
"Where's the scene?"

463
00:16:52,445 --> 00:16:53,580
[ Beep ]

464
00:16:53,613 --> 00:16:54,547
It's not there.

465
00:16:54,581 --> 00:16:55,715
I don't understand.

466
00:16:55,748 --> 00:16:57,517
It didn't record.

467
00:17:00,753 --> 00:17:03,056
I recorded it.
I did.

468
00:17:03,090 --> 00:17:05,858
Or maybe you touched something
you thoug was the button

469
00:17:05,892 --> 00:17:07,760
but turned out
to be another button

470
00:17:07,794 --> 00:17:10,663
that looked like
the first button from behind.

471
00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:12,065
Both buttons
should understand.

472
00:17:12,099 --> 00:17:13,900
Did I sabotage it
after all?

473
00:17:13,933 --> 00:17:15,368
Maybe I blacked out --

474
00:17:15,402 --> 00:17:17,570
like the time I graffitied
"Ray's Mom Is Hot"

475
00:17:17,604 --> 00:17:18,838
on my own car.

476
00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:20,440
You said
that was Justin Chang.

477
00:17:20,473 --> 00:17:21,841
We're not friends anymore
because of it.

478
00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:23,243
Sorry.

479
00:17:23,276 --> 00:17:24,444
We'll shoot the scene again.

480
00:17:24,477 --> 00:17:25,745
And this time,
I'll stay away.

481
00:17:25,778 --> 00:17:27,280
No!

482
00:17:27,314 --> 00:17:29,082
It wasn't her.
It was me.

483
00:17:30,217 --> 00:17:32,051
I don't want him
to go to New York!

484
00:17:32,085 --> 00:17:33,886
Everything in this family,

485
00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:36,289
it revolves around you,
JJ -- fine.

486
00:17:36,323 --> 00:17:38,858
But that means you can't just
change everything and leave.

487
00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:40,893
Kenneth:
"You killed my movie?

488
00:17:40,927 --> 00:17:43,029
I'd expect that
from Mom."

489
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:44,431
Yeah, well, I was
counting on her to do it,

490
00:17:44,464 --> 00:17:47,400
but then she went soft,
so I had to step in.

491
00:17:47,434 --> 00:17:49,869
Because that's what
a Supreme Ruler does.

492
00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:51,538
Ray: Man.

493
00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:55,108
Mom letting JJ move away
and Dylan sabotaging his movie?

494
00:17:55,142 --> 00:17:56,409
What's next?

495
00:17:56,443 --> 00:17:58,578
Uh, you making out
with the hottest girl in school?

496
00:17:58,611 --> 00:18:00,613
I am!

497
00:18:00,647 --> 00:18:04,384
That's right. Tia Casella and I
are lab partners with benefits.

498
00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:06,286
Have some dignity, Ray.
Not the time, Ray. Ray, make up a lie...

499
00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:07,120
No one believes you.

500
00:18:07,154 --> 00:18:08,321
You don't even know
who she is.

501
00:18:08,355 --> 00:18:10,890
"Tia Casella"?
I mean, she sounds very hot.

502
00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:12,459
Dad,
where's the laptop?

503
00:18:12,492 --> 00:18:14,961
Maybe you should help Ray
find it, Mr. DiMeo.

504
00:18:14,994 --> 00:18:16,095
Okay!

505
00:18:16,129 --> 00:18:18,265
Oh, Dylan, darling.

506
00:18:18,298 --> 00:18:21,968
If JJ moves to New York,
then things will change.

507
00:18:22,001 --> 00:18:24,171
And then you're gonna go away
one day, too.

508
00:18:24,204 --> 00:18:26,339
But we'll always
come back to us.

509
00:18:27,674 --> 00:18:29,776
Parenting --

510
00:18:29,809 --> 00:18:32,279
it's the only love story
that ends with "Goodbye."

511
00:18:32,312 --> 00:18:35,081
Ohh!
That's really nice. Aww.

512
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:37,450
I know.
It's beautiful, isn't it?

513
00:18:37,484 --> 00:18:38,818
I just made it up.

514
00:18:38,851 --> 00:18:41,288
I'm sorry that I ruined
your movie, JJ.

515
00:18:43,323 --> 00:18:46,058
Kenneth: "I'd do the same thing
to keep you."

516
00:18:47,327 --> 00:18:49,028
Aww, my kids.

517
00:18:49,061 --> 00:18:50,663
I must be doing
something right.

518
00:18:50,697 --> 00:18:51,664
Tongue!

519
00:18:51,698 --> 00:18:53,300
Full-on tongue!

520
00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:54,767
[ Groans ]
What?!

521
00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:57,604
Yeah, you see that?
This is a lesson for all of you.

522
00:18:57,637 --> 00:18:59,472
Ray can play.

523
00:18:59,506 --> 00:19:01,874
And there ain't nobody
that's out of his league.

524
00:19:01,908 --> 00:19:03,476
Not even Tia Casella.

525
00:19:03,510 --> 00:19:04,677
Is that what I am?

526
00:19:04,711 --> 00:19:06,313
Some prize?

527
00:19:06,346 --> 00:19:07,780
[ Gasps ]
Tia Casella!

528
00:19:07,814 --> 00:19:09,282
Dude, get a hobby.

529
00:19:09,316 --> 00:19:11,351
No, Tia,
you don't understand.

530
00:19:11,384 --> 00:19:12,619
You've been filming me?

531
00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:14,187
Why?!

532
00:19:14,221 --> 00:19:15,622
So you could show me off
to your parents

533
00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:16,989
in some twisted game?

534
00:19:17,023 --> 00:19:18,958
No!
No, not at all.

535
00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:20,360
Jimmy:
Well, I saw the tape.

536
00:19:20,393 --> 00:19:21,694
Ray wins.

537
00:19:21,728 --> 00:19:23,196
And since
I see you there,

538
00:19:23,230 --> 00:19:25,031
I can do this
with confidence.

539
00:19:27,867 --> 00:19:31,438
What is this one
even doing here?!

540
00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:34,574
This is due next period,

541
00:19:34,607 --> 00:19:36,243
and we are done.

542
00:19:36,276 --> 00:19:37,977
Tia, wait!

543
00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:39,812
Maya: Okay,
we've got an hour left.

544
00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:41,814
Let's figure out
your movie.

545
00:19:41,848 --> 00:19:43,550
[ Slow music plays ]

546
00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:45,885
Kenneth:
"I think I just did."

547
00:19:45,918 --> 00:19:47,654
[ Music continues ]

548
00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:49,756
Kenneth:
And that's how it happened.

549
00:19:49,789 --> 00:19:51,858
Over one long night,

550
00:19:51,891 --> 00:19:54,894
a pretty great family
made a not-so-great movie...

551
00:19:54,927 --> 00:19:56,363
I had to!

552
00:19:56,396 --> 00:19:59,031
...then blew it up
and found something real.

553
00:19:59,065 --> 00:20:00,367
[ Crying ]
Dylan: Cut!

554
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:02,001
Why'd he have to
stay outside?

555
00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:03,936
He snapped at my sister
once!

556
00:20:03,970 --> 00:20:05,505
The bear's watching us.

557
00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:07,340
Kenneth: Keep smiling
so he doesn't suspect.

558
00:20:07,374 --> 00:20:08,575
It's uncanny.

559
00:20:08,608 --> 00:20:10,410
Who could
tell them apart?!

560
00:20:10,443 --> 00:20:12,245
I set out to make a movie
about being disabled.

561
00:20:12,279 --> 00:20:13,513
Ray:
Tia, you don't understand.

562
00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:15,848
Tia:
You've been filming me?

563
00:20:15,882 --> 00:20:18,117
I made a movie
about being DiMeo.

564
00:20:18,150 --> 00:20:19,586
[ Music continues ]

565
00:20:19,619 --> 00:20:21,187
Dylan: You did this?

566
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:23,222
Maya: I asked some friends.
They were happy to help.

567
00:20:23,256 --> 00:20:29,362
And that, NYU, is a movie
that only I can make.

568
00:20:29,396 --> 00:20:32,365
[ Music stops, gong rings ]

569
00:20:32,399 --> 00:20:33,800
[ Whispering ] How much
does this school cost?

570
00:20:33,833 --> 00:20:35,101
Shh! Tomorrow.

571
00:20:38,638 --> 00:20:40,307
[ Swing music plays ]

572
00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:41,774
[ Laughter ]

573
00:20:41,808 --> 00:20:43,643
Dylan: This is
what he wanted to hide?

574
00:20:43,676 --> 00:20:45,612
"Why do it here?"

575
00:20:45,645 --> 00:20:47,213
Because
my downstairs neighbor

576
00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:48,681
was complaining
about the stomping.

577
00:20:49,949 --> 00:20:51,951
It's --
It's pretty bad, huh?

578
00:20:53,620 --> 00:20:54,721
No!
No!

579
00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:55,955
It's really good.

580
00:20:55,988 --> 00:20:57,790
Like Fred Astaire.

581
00:20:57,824 --> 00:21:00,593
"You positively
float."

582
00:21:00,627 --> 00:21:03,095
Really? [ Chuckles ]

583
00:21:03,129 --> 00:21:04,964
'Cause I've only gotten better
since that footage.

584
00:21:04,997 --> 00:21:06,666
A 5, 6, 7, 8!

585
00:21:06,699 --> 00:21:09,902
[ Music continues ]

586
00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:16,576
**

587
00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:23,215
**

588
00:21:23,265 --> 00:21:27,815
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